Pork, The Natural Laxative

Pork, The Natural Laxative

Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of toast, slathered in enough butter so that it seeped through to the back of the bread. In an expert’s...

The First Dirty Joke I Ever Heard

I don't remember just how old I was, probably around seven or eight.  We had taken a family vacation to the beach and were staying with my aunt and uncle.  My uncle's older son and daughter from a previous marriage were there, too.  They'd...