The Gay Card

The Gay Card

Recently, I entered my wife and I into a “Couple’s Best” contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met, and people vote on the best story.  I figured I’d write up our story, and we’d have to win versus all those amateurs.  At...
Review – Meeting Mr. Wrong

Review – Meeting Mr. Wrong

 “Don’t email me if you want a supermodel. I’m twenty-two, divorced, and I have twins. I’m also overweight, unattractive, and have no education to speak of. I’m pretty much not going to bring anything to the table except the fact that...
Book Reviews, Book Reviews, Book Reviews

Book Reviews, Book Reviews, Book Reviews

 Book Reviews floweth left and right.  And all are flowing with praise for my new re-edited book, “Follow The Money.”  I’m flattered by all the nice words and copious love, and now that there’s a little buzz about the book, I only hope that it...
The Pontiac Aztek, a True American Invention

The Pontiac Aztek, a True American Invention

My only regret, Front Wheel Drive. In 2001, when the Pontiac Aztek first came out, it was reviled as one of the ugliest cars ever made.  At the auto show where it was released, the GM executives even apologized for its look. GM stated at that same show that they...
The Case of the Discolored Pepperoni

The Case of the Discolored Pepperoni

Can you blame me for adding stuff to it? By the time anyone reads this, I’ll have been through the experience and we can all laugh about it.  But right now, the pain is tearing my insides out and I can’t keep liquids down.  That’s right, yours truly...