by Ross Cavins | Nov 3, 2008 | Blog
*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It’s so big that it gets talked about. The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything. I learned...
by Ross Cavins | Apr 13, 2008 | Blog
Who the hell’s he talking to? No, this isn’t about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone. (Side note: I had seen three different commercials before I noticed his wannabe beer...
by Ross Cavins | Mar 23, 2008 | Blog
Kids nowadays, they got it made. When I say kids, I mean little humans under the age of seven. The ones who are excited about going to school because homework is actually fun. The ones who can still get away with an occasional poop in the pants. The ones who...
by Ross Cavins | Feb 25, 2008 | Blog
I don’t look this gay. First, The Great Cereal Blog (part 1) Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? Do you recall why it meant so much to you? Did it by any chance have anything to do with the venerated cereal aisle?...