Long Schlongs

Long Schlongs

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It’s so big that it gets talked about.  The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything.  I learned...
The Kettlenetics K-Bell

The Kettlenetics K-Bell

Look out for the newest fitness fad that’s sweeping the nation!  It’s the exercise craze that’s got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars.  It’s Kettlenetics!! And oh my god, it’s a real...
Yard Sale Fever

Yard Sale Fever

So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend.  I know what you’re thinking, in October?  Don’t worry, the weather was a brisk 60 degrees; it was nice.  Rain had threatened us all week but it came a day early and stopped around four...
The Last Potato

The Last Potato

This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent’s house.  Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband.  It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs with all the fixins and pan-fried potato slices.  The meal was more about the company than the food...
The Blind Date From Hell (pt2)

The Blind Date From Hell (pt2)

I pulled up to Becky’s place in my Mustang and lightly tapped the horn, as she’d asked me to do.  I waited.  And waited.  The house wasn’t in the best part of town which should have tipped me off right there but I’m an eternal optimist. I...